Kids Choose Taylors, Miley and New Moon Alvin?!

What the Kids Choice Awards lacked in Sandra Bullock, they more than made up for with Taylor Lautner's abs. And slime. Lots and lots of (often surprise) slime—bad luck, Katy Perry, Steve Carell and Tina Fey.

Kids' Choice Gallery: Katy Perry Ready for Slime Time

It's a rite of passage that's so wrong and yet so right.